Life, the universe, and Windows - most likely users’ errors

How many retards does it take to be a retard?

This is my original ad on Craigslist regarding selling my iMac 20.”

imac_craigslist

Anyway, on the first day it was posted, I received all stupid inquiries from these ridiculous people. So here are they

1) Ok this guy asks if I have 4GB of memory in the computer. This is just plain stupidity coming from probalby the stupidest person in the universe. I mean if I don’t have 4GB in the computer, should I be saying how many GB of ram I have in it? May be 1, 2, 3??? But I wrote 4GB so yes it must have 4GB of memory. And since the computer can only support 4GB of memory, this is the maximum of memory you can upgrade.

And wait, my ad specifically says “All email inquiries will be deleted.” Why am I getting this email?

2) The second person is Jason who is also another retard. He asked if the computer has 4GB of memory. And why he emails me anyway ?

stupid jason

3) This person is probably a bigger retard than the other two above. He offered me $750 for the iMac, and my ad specifically says “If you can’t pay $900, do not call me.” Why ?????

4) Another retard tried to negotiate the price instead.

5) Stupidity is bliss. This idiot claims he lives in Georgia and wants to know if the price is negotiable. Does he even read the ad? And of course, I want cash only so that means  you can either send me cash in the mail or give me cash in person

6) Why are they emailing me anyway, I thought I said all email inquiries will be deleted. These people probably don’t have any money but want to buy expensive stuff. Then they try to offer stupid price on the item so that they can buy it. And yet, they probably can’t even afford what they offer. Lord have mercy ! 

What kind of question is “available for sale now”, no it’s only available to sell tomorrow, may be next year, and I post the ad just to tell the universe that I’m selling it next year, you retard !