Life, the universe, and Windows - most likely users’ errors

Traffic !

You work 8-5 and you thought you would get home around 5:30 if you leave at 5, wrong ! You don’t. !

I always check the Georgia Navigator homepage before I leave work and there’s always bad news on the site. Either some idiot gets hit on I-85 or I-285. Any road that runs pass Atlanta always has major incident that blocks all lanes. And this is the part I don’t get, idiots in accidents always manage to survive after the crash.

Correct me, yet curse me, if I’m wrong but will the world be a better place if people are guaranteed to die should they ever cause an accident. This is my dream now since I start working 8-5. Let’s explore the validity of my proposed hypothesis.

The traffic problem is solved immediately. Why? Well if everyone is dead then there won’t be necessary for ambulance to rush over to the scene. If the car drivers, car passengers, pedestrians, dogs, cats, idiot beggars, and any of those retarded induvidual are lying on the street with their brain exploded and permeated all over the scene, ya I won’t waste my time calling ambulance. People will just keep passing by in grief, or joy as in my case, until the bodies are depleted of blood due to constant run over from cars and trucks. Police will show up few hours later (since everyone is dead) to weep up the place (for cleaning purposes). I think I will enjoy doing this everyday now.

Second, the traffic problem will be solved. Why? Imagine you know you will die in a car accident, will you like to be in a car accident? For idiots who just got their driver license yesterday, they will tend to take a bus today. For morons who drive expensive cars, they now fly to work in their helicopters. For people who has fear of driving, this will put an end to their misery. The road is now filled with only people who knows how to drive and who really want to drive. Seriously, I love sport and so I am doing my BEST everyday I run, swim, or bike. For those obtuse induhviduals, do you even think they know why gasoline is divided into 83, 87, and 93? Right, they only thing they know is fill their gas tank and drive away. Hitting people is just SSDD.

Third, the traffic problem will going to be solved. Why? Well since more idiots and morons are committing to death, there won’t be able to cause more accidents the next day. They won’t be able to produce off springs, which may turn out as induhviduals like their parents, thus reduce future idiots and morons permanently. The world will be a better place too since idiots and morons are tend to be ugly, fat, and stupid of course.

I will put the conclusion here tomorrow. I’m sleepy now. Please refute my hypothesis by anyway you can. All comments are welcome.