Traffic !
Jul0
You work 8-5 and you thought you would get home around 5:30 if you leave at 5, wrong ! You don’t. !
I always check the Georgia Navigator homepage before I leave work and there’s always bad news on the site. Either some idiot gets hit on I-85 or I-285. Any road that runs pass Atlanta always has major incident that blocks all lanes. And this is the part I don’t get, idiots in accidents always manage to survive after the crash.
Correct me, yet curse me, if I’m wrong but will the world be a better place if people are guaranteed to die should they ever cause an accident. This is my dream now since I start working 8-5. Let’s explore the validity of my proposed hypothesis.
The traffic problem is solved immediately. Why? Well if everyone is dead then there won’t be necessary for ambulance to rush over to the scene. If the car drivers, car passengers, pedestrians, dogs, cats, idiot beggars, and any of those retarded induvidual are lying on the street with their brain exploded and permeated all over the scene, ya I won’t waste my time calling ambulance. People will just keep passing by in grief, or joy as in my case, until the bodies are depleted of blood due to constant run over from cars and trucks. Police will show up few hours later (since everyone is dead) to weep up the place (for cleaning purposes). I think I will enjoy doing this everyday now.
Second, the traffic problem will be solved. Why? Imagine you know you will die in a car accident, will you like to be in a car accident? For idiots who just got their driver license yesterday, they will tend to take a bus today. For morons who drive expensive cars, they now fly to work in their helicopters. For people who has fear of driving, this will put an end to their misery. The road is now filled with only people who knows how to drive and who really want to drive. Seriously, I love sport and so I am doing my BEST everyday I run, swim, or bike. For those obtuse induhviduals, do you even think they know why gasoline is divided into 83, 87, and 93? Right, they only thing they know is fill their gas tank and drive away. Hitting people is just SSDD.
Third, the traffic problem will going to be solved. Why? Well since more idiots and morons are committing to death, there won’t be able to cause more accidents the next day. They won’t be able to produce off springs, which may turn out as induhviduals like their parents, thus reduce future idiots and morons permanently. The world will be a better place too since idiots and morons are tend to be ugly, fat, and stupid of course.
I will put the conclusion here tomorrow. I’m sleepy now. Please refute my hypothesis by anyway you can. All comments are welcome.
The economy is so bad
Dec8
AMC only gives out student discount on Thursday night !
So you want to lock down your computer but…
Sep0
then your computer is at work and your boss says you need to hook it up to the domain. Speaking of which, your boss can then use his domain administrator password to access your computer? But wait, how about your other IT Help Desk personnel, they can also unlock your computer with the domain administrator account or simply by using the local administrator account.
There aren’t any real solution to this dilema but simply by telling your boss and your co-workers not to access your computer. But then, what if you just have to go out of your way to secure your computer, here is my guide:
1) Pretend that you are ON the network but you are NOT on the network
- The trick is to create a virtual OS on your computer and then join that computer onto the domain under the same computer name like your physical computer.
- U-njoin your computer from the domain. Go to the server and delete your computer from the network.
- Buy VM-ware Workstation and install an OS on it. Start the new virtual OS and join it into the domain under the same name from the deleted physical computer name.
_ The entire procedure will make your network administrator think that you are on the network but really you are not on the network.
- Now on the physical computer, you still can access the Internet, but probably not email (if you use MS Exchange), or like administering Windows 2003 server through the Windows 2003 Administration Tool. On the virtual machine, you will be able to do everything like you use to do with your physical computer that used to be on the domain.
2) Remove administrator privilege on the local administrator account
- The local administrator account’s name is administrator and you cannot remove the administrator privileges from the local administrator account unless you create an additional administrator account. But then it’s not that straightforward like you think, keep reading.
- First rename the local administrator account to something exotic, like Bender. You will have to change that in group policy. Go to run -> gpedit.msc -> Computer Configuration -> Windows Settings -> Security Settings -> Local Policies -> Security Options -> Then double click on “Accounts: Rename the administrator account.” Now change it to something else.
- Now Right click on My Computer -> Manage. Now navigate to System Tools -> Local Users and Groups -> Groups -> Look on the right hand side, double click on Administrators -> Remove administrator from the window -> Click Apply, then Ok to set the permissions.
- Now go back out to Local Users and Groups -> double click on Users -> double click on administrator -> Now set a password for this local administrator account (usually every company as a pre-determined password for the local administrator account, set the password to this password to make your boss think that this is the “real” local administrator account).
- The local administrator account is now changed to Bender, which is something no one knows. The account name “administrator” now is no longer a local administrator of the computer. Your boss still can log onto your computer thinking he still has access to it but he doesn’t. I deny all read permission to all of my personal folders and files. The “administrator” account can log on and navigate to all folders but unable to view my files.
3) Increase mass security on your now-local computer
- The following method will not work if you are in a domain. Usually and most likely, all domain administrators disable local group policy or create a domain group policy that takes precedence of the local group policy.
- Go to run -> gpedit.msc -> Computer Configuration -> Windows Settings -> Security Settings -> Local Policies -> Security Options -> Double click on the following:
- When you lock your computer, Windows will not display the current user’s information.
- Your computer will not show the last person who logged on. This is beneficial to you since your boss won’t know your “rea” local administrator account name but that also means you won’t know who accessed your computer last time.
How many retards does it take to be a retard?
Sep0
This is my original ad on Craigslist regarding selling my iMac 20.”
Anyway, on the first day it was posted, I received all stupid inquiries from these ridiculous people. So here are they
1) Ok this guy asks if I have 4GB of memory in the computer. This is just plain stupidity coming from probalby the stupidest person in the universe. I mean if I don’t have 4GB in the computer, should I be saying how many GB of ram I have in it? May be 1, 2, 3??? But I wrote 4GB so yes it must have 4GB of memory. And since the computer can only support 4GB of memory, this is the maximum of memory you can upgrade.
And wait, my ad specifically says “All email inquiries will be deleted.” Why am I getting this email?
2) The second person is Jason who is also another retard. He asked if the computer has 4GB of memory. And why he emails me anyway ?
3) This person is probably a bigger retard than the other two above. He offered me $750 for the iMac, and my ad specifically says “If you can’t pay $900, do not call me.” Why ?????
4) Another retard tried to negotiate the price instead.
5) Stupidity is bliss. This idiot claims he lives in Georgia and wants to know if the price is negotiable. Does he even read the ad? And of course, I want cash only so that means you can either send me cash in the mail or give me cash in person
6) Why are they emailing me anyway, I thought I said all email inquiries will be deleted. These people probably don’t have any money but want to buy expensive stuff. Then they try to offer stupid price on the item so that they can buy it. And yet, they probably can’t even afford what they offer. Lord have mercy !
What kind of question is “available for sale now”, no it’s only available to sell tomorrow, may be next year, and I post the ad just to tell the universe that I’m selling it next year, you retard !
How to install network printers in Vista
Sep0
Installing network printer in Vista is a snap. Navigate to Control Panel > Printers > Add a printer > Add a network, wireless or BLuetooth Printer -> Select your desired printer from the list (not all printers will show, some you have to map using the UNC convention). Vista will ask you to whether or not to install the driver for the printer, select “Install Driver.” If everything goes fine after this step, then you are finished. However, if you encouter problem such as the annoying message
the specified printer monitor is unknown
then you will want to enable the UAC feature in order to complete the network printer installation. The strange thing is that after installing your first network printer with UAC enabled, you will still be able to install network printers later on with UAC feature disabled.
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