You can change your job, not people

20
Jul
0

And the ironic assumption is that psychologist can fix people, yea right when my idiot co-workers change. Dilbert already said this but now I’ve been working at so many places, this theory becomes more and more valid everyday. I tell you why you can’t change people

1) To change is to modify, and since you can’t modify a person physically, it’s impossible.

2) To change is not to be a human being because human is flawed in every way. The sooner the idiots surround you find your flaws, the sooner they start rejecting your advice.

3) To change a person is to know about that person, and if I don’t even know my mother anymore, how can I change her. We’re talking about idiots at your work place here, it’s beyond your imaginations.

Let me give you some recommendations when your thought of changing your co-workers to be intelligent and smarter workers:

1) Ignore him. The more confrontation you have at work, the closer you are to the top of the “List of people I want to fired” list.

2) Don’t let him get to you. If you let people get to you, they will make a fool of you. Look at Tom Cruise, he’s a nut case now, and still sexy as hell.

3) Don’t tell your boss about this. It’s a sign of team work problem that you have the sooner you complain about anything to your boss.

4) Keep notes of all communications you have between you and your idiot co-workers. These very notes may be your last defense should SH** happen to you because your co-workers reboot the domain controller by accident.

5) Never let other people know that your co-workers are stupid. This is the same as telling people you are an idiot and that you should be fired.